The Nightmare Before Christmas

This isn’t your cozy family holiday. Definitely NOT for kids.

🛑 Warning: Adults only. Leave your kids – and your holiday innocence – at home. 🛑

Stuck in Porto this Christmas? Looking for something darker, stranger, and wildly unpredictable? Forget the shiny traditions- the glowing lights, the pretty dinners. This is Christmas gone wrong: unraveled and flipped on its head— unapologetically bizarre, twisted, chaotic, and just a bit unhinged.

This isn’t the Christmas you’re grew up with—it’s the one you didn’t know you needed. You’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe never see Santa the same way again.

🎨 What’s Happening?

🎨 Art Talk: dive into Santa’s weirder, wilder side – Santa like you’ve never seen him — from buttplugs to the Coca-Cola conspiracy… Think greed, ads, and messed-up pop culture.

🍴 Dinner: A strange and unexpected feast that refuses to follow the rules. what’s on the menu? You’ll just have to wait and see.

🎁 And, of course, Personalized Gifts: But don’t expect cozy surprises. Your gift will reflect your answers to our Nightmare Questionnaire… the more honest you are, the better (or worse) your gift might be 🎅.

🎭 Freaky Surprises: Expect the unexpected. Santa might not be in a giving mood this year…

📅 24/12/2024, 19:00

📍 Location shared upon registration

👥 15 people max. Book now before Santa adds you to his Naughty List.

💶 50€

📞 Register: 915309544

📧 portoartsalon@gmail.com

Or DM

Join if you’re ready to ditch the sugar-coated traditions and see what’s really hiding under the Christmas tree.

It’s time to face the real Santa Claus… and Oh Oh Oh… he’s not so jolly 👹

Let’s make this a Christmas to remember (or regret). 🎄🖤

Photo: Installation by Paul McCarthy, Santa Chocolate Shop, 1997