Stand Up Comedy – FRIDAY 13TH DARK VALENTINE’S – Live in Porto
Roses are red.
Love is a lie.
Wine is cheaper than therapy,
and this Valentine’s… comedy gets dangerous.
Love is in the air — but so are dirty jokes, toxic confessions, savage punchlines, and laughter that should probably come with a warning label. 😈💔
This Valentine’s Friday the 13th, we’re not choosing romance.
We’re choosing chaos.
Naughty Valentine’s, presented by Comedy Cachet, is invading Portugal this February — from Braga to Faro, Porto to Lisbon — with 5 US stand-up comedians who clearly woke up and chose violence. Verbally.
This is adult comedy.
Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Slightly sinful.
Expect bold humor, unholy stories, and jokes that would get you disinvited from family dinner — but absolutely belong on a night out fueled by bad decisions.
Single? Taken? Emotionally unavailable?
Stuck in a situationship you definitely can’t explain to your mãe?
Perfect. This show is for you.
Bring a date, bring your friends, or come alone and fall in love with bad ideas and great comedy. Whether you’re celebrating love or running from it, this is the ultimate Valentine’s escape.
🔥 One night. Five comedians. Zero shame.
🔥 Dark humor. Dirty laughs. No survivors.
🎟️ Tickets will disappear — grab yours before they ghost you.
📍 Maria Pistolas — Porto
Big space. Bigger mouths.
Porto already knows a thing or two about intensity — and this night will be as bold as your vinho and twice as irresponsible.
Maria Pistolas is known for loud nights and zero shame — so we’re bringing 5 American comedians who fit the vibe perfectly. Expect jokes that hit harder than your last shot.
Doors open at 9:00pm. Show starts at 10pm.
*NOTE: part of our tickets will be donated to one of our ONG partners (ORBIS and AAAAV). Find more info about them below.
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